The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022
Get the schlong covid mug.by oogaboogaboi November 14, 2017
Get the Long Schlong mug.Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
by gollomosh September 3, 2022
Get the Long schlong telegong mug.by coneaisseur June 14, 2020
Get the Schlong around the cone mug.When you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Because he is wearing an apron you can not see that his schlong was hanging out all the time. He will also give you decaff instead of regular.
by Howard Schultz August 15, 2008
Get the Pour your schlong into it mug.Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
by John McMenda July 27, 2020
Get the Long Schlong John mug.I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.
by B1BrealBu June 6, 2018
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