schlàken

schlàken, the stank of tedford drive, also known as , tsar bomba.

Did you smell the schlaken dropped next door?
Yeah it stank!

Barry absolutely destroyed the poopen-schlàken!

by barry the bowl breaker July 10, 2021

schlake

A portmanteau consisting of the Rammstein members "Schneider" and "Flake"; usually to refer to someone who likes both members

a devoted schlake enjoyer

by 313rammfan October 30, 2021

Schlabbin’

Hitting on females (preferably milfs) while absolutely obliterated trying to get them to buy shots for you

I was schlabbin’ around last night trying to get that milf to go home with me

by schlabbin’ king November 8, 2021

Schayler

Perfect

I’m Schayler

by Schayler November 22, 2021

Schayler

Schayler is unique. You’ll never meet another girl like Schayler. You’ve seriously lost if you’ve let a girl named Schayler slip through your fingers because she’s one in 8 billion. She always has the funniest stories to tell and is completely oblivious to how absolutely STUNNING she is. Boys always simp for her! Her loyalty is unmatched and she will stand by your side through thick and thin. She is a sensitive soul, so don’t mess with her feelings! Best part of all is that her figure is fucking amazing with a waist to ass ratio that most women envy. 🍑

That girl Schayler, she’s so beautiful I’m too nervous to approach her! 😩

by Rupertfknbear November 24, 2021

Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022

Schlain

The worst name in Human history

“Hey, isn't that Schlain over there?”

“Yeah, fuck that guy, all my homies hate Schlain.”

by Schlain hater #1 July 31, 2022