Shaffer

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"

by Nirca November 8, 2009

scaff

Yes Scaff is a group of boys at BHS against the wieghty senior chicks. The senior girls can out drink us anyday of the week. No one will debate that becuase your in a different weight class. Its like matching a heavy wieght vs. a walter wieght. No only can you out drink us u can out weigh us with just your gut.

SCAFFs at BHS cant win

by yourboyfriend May 8, 2005

schaefer

The biggest tool in the shed and or chest. The Schaefer is most likely to be such a tool he would most likely own a a huge tool franchise or company like craftsman, snap on etc
He is probably the CEO and Co founder of the business
You should watch out cause the schaefer is the biggest tool you will ever see

Hes almost a big enough tool to be a Schaefer.

Damn what a Schaefer.

by Tool hata November 14, 2011

schlaffenwhore

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry

When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.

by Ksenia February 17, 2005

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

schafer

a word for an extremely large number when you cba to say that number

the earth is huge it weighs 1 schafer

by beh wah August 21, 2008