Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.

"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"

by muddledaction September 25, 2012

Sausage Wrap

Particularly if one was not circumcised, it’s another word for Fore-skin.

Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.

by JayForRunner April 8, 2021

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011

Sausage Wee

A mans love goo, baby oil, cum...

Stevey P: That girl make me sausage wee in my pants

by Fabio September 23, 2004

sausage fiend

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.

Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.

by HighestCommonDenominator May 11, 2014

Sausage Basket

When the word "whore" just isn't enough.

"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".

by Haydoom July 26, 2009