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Sand Wedgie

When at the beach, one scoops up a clump of moist sand and drops it in another person's bathing suit bottoms, then procedes to give the person a wedgie, thus ensuring that the sand is in the crack of the person's butt. Very painful...
Person 1: Hey man, you just gave me a wedgie!
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*
by Nunyabiznass August 23, 2007
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Sand Swine

A derogative term used to describe an Arabic Muslim terrorist . Literally a male penis sucking pig.
"Unit A was field testing the new AA12 when they came into live action killing a group of 20 sand swine in less then 35 seconds."
by Professor MAC February 1, 2008
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sand devil

Imprints left after a romp with an amorous cabana boy you encountered while on vacation in a tropical locale.
Instead of making snow angels at home in Idaho, I was busy making sand devils on vacation in Tahiti!
by Chelle B. February 10, 2008
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Pound Sand

To order someone to go away or "get lost." This is a widely used term that has no vulgar connotations.
One friend told another to pound sand when he questioned the veracity of the Old English Dictionary.
by relished January 18, 2011
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sand queef

When a girl rolls around in the sand, then queefs, the sound has a gritty quality to it.
After receiving an anal pounding on the beach, Veronica let out a quite impressive sand queef
by crb619 April 2, 2003
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bag of sand

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.
Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.
by omgboomer July 1, 2009
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