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baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff
Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.
by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004
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wailing salmon

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.
I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.
by mrchips March 8, 2007
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Salmon Mousse

'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.

'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.
A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'

B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'
by Shmopho September 1, 2008
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salimonious

sal-i-MON-i-ous
A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.
1)"Your mom was acting all salimonious toward me last month. We'll be having a baby soon."

2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."

3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"
by GlassAdam December 9, 2008
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Salamosa

A town in the San Luis Valley that had a salmonella outbreak in their water supply, which caused the town to be renamed. Salmonella+Alamosa=Salamosa.
Ewwww. You seriously go to school in Salamosa?
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Salmon Stamp

The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".
Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation
by ladge123 October 6, 2012
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saymommies

It is like "no way", "what!", "that can't be true", I can't believe it, or "is that true" or is that for real?".
Friend says: I just says to another friend, he has slept with his girlfriends sister.

Other friend says: "sayMommies!?"
by Zzeonblue November 8, 2012
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