split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

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Karcher the rug

To wash your vaginal pubic hair area.

Also to actually clean a rug with a Karcher.

Got a hot date with Rodney tonight; but after that killer pilates session I'd better race home and Karcher the rug.

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by Bigsetzee September 24, 2016

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24 Rugs

That bitch ass nigga 42 Dugg so tiny, he’s called this because it only takes 24 rugs stacked up to be taller than his bitch ass. Dumb ass Nigga needs stilts.

I discovered this new song “We paid” By lil baby and 24 rugs.

by Massacaughtmein4k July 3, 2023

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Fug Rug

Something or someone that is beyond ratchet

You look fug rug right now

by EmilyLarson March 6, 2015

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"Pull The Rug!" is a shortened version of a conversational response to a person should "pull the rug out from under their ego" as a way of restoring sanity to a conversation that has devolved into illogical hate speech.

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"Pull the rug!" is a way of calling out someone whose ego is getting in the way of harmonious conversation.

Using this meme is intended to put the brakes on an UNTRAINED MIND unwittingly causing harm to their relationships because of a FEARFUL PERSPECTIVE ON REALITY.

The fastest way to restore sanity is by behavioral motivation through GROUP therapy in which the person experiences feeling INCLUDED without punishment.

"Hey, brother, you're not the only one in this coversation! Pull the rug!"

by Puppy Trainer Dave May 23, 2021

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