Head Rug

If you don’t like the word wig just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

by MuffinPie October 22, 2020

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Rug butter

When you cum In a girl and she sleeps with a sloppy load in her snatch. She wakes up the next morning to rug butter in her underwear.

"I busted my nut in some skank last night, checked her snapchat story and see a pic of my rug butter in her undier" "grosss"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

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“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.

That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!

by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022

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Pull a rug

Cancel a date with very short notice and with a very poorly excuse

“I’ll have to pull a rug today, my dog has covid”

“He pulled a rug on me again and didn’t show up to our date”

by herbedgerber November 23, 2021

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Lebowski Rug

Something that brings everything together. Can be defined as "A" Lebowski rug or "The" Lebowski Rug. This something may be an item, place, idea, setting or concept.

Person 1: "What if we move the desk to the corner?"

Person 2: "Now that's a Lebowski rug!"

Or

Person 1: "This job is a total Lebowski rug. I get 401k, paid time off, and weekends off"

by D4ni3lhinch February 4, 2019

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