Roner

An erection that has popped up for no reason. It has randomly come up. Random+Boner=Roner.

Friend A: Dude, what did you think of that math test?
Friend B: It would have been fine, if I didn't keep getting roners.

by popman December 8, 2010

romney

A mediocre and boring choice that is the only real option because all other options are fucking insane or impossible.

Based of the 2012 republican candidate Mitt Romney campaigning against Gingrich, Santorum and Paul.

Guy 1- “You have the choice of eating prunes, broken glass, used condemns, or grilled unicorn. What’s your choice?”
Guy 2- “I guess I’ll go with the Romney and take the prunes.”

by bhunt8989 April 9, 2012

rodney chopper

A Sunday League footballer who likes to foul alot!

"They are a right bunch of Rodney Choppers."

by Alistair Challans September 13, 2008

Romneyboating

Standing between two boobs on a debate stage and prattling on like a 5-year old making engine noises.

There wasn't much substance in that last GOP debate, but there was a ton of Romneyboating.

by GOPSackSuckers January 2, 2012

rowned

An word carrying the meaning "royally owned." Normally used after one repeatedly "rapes" an opponent at an online video game.

damn dude i "rowned" you with that headshot!

by Matt February 24, 2004

Ronen-Style Shots

The act of drinking a shot of alcohol, Ronen-Style. To do this one must perform the standard secret handshake, tap the shot glasses against the table 3 times, clink the shot glasses together, shoot, and slam the shots down onto the table. This is followed by raising up the arms and yelling "ahhhh"

Dan: "I'm hungover, Kman Ilan style"
Kevin: "That's just a warmup for tonight. Ronen-Style Shots are on the menu for cinco de mayo"

by V-Card May 19, 2006

Romney

A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!

by SavagePetunia May 31, 2012