Professional Wrestler

Percieved as "gay" or "fags" by most mouth breathing 'tough guys'. Actually they are single handedly most talented/ badass people on earth. Unless it's Ultimate Warrior. Fuck that guy.

The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.

by MeatYogurt March 27, 2015

professional

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"

Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.

by Angela Parra-Samra March 3, 2009

brofessionalism

The conduct, aims, or qualities that characterize or mark a brofession or a brofessional person

My bro Daniel displays the finest brofessionalism in his brofessional activities.

by zachymon October 7, 2011

Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

Brofessional

A worker's wingman;

able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the associate over the company;

Covering for a fellow employee.

Brofessional: "The boss was looking for you."

Coworker: "shit, did he ask where I was?"

Brofessional:"I told em you had a massive attack of Diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. So yeah, he doesn't know your late."

by bizzarot April 16, 2010

professionalite

A professionalite is a socialite of the professional networking world. A person who seamlessly marries their professional and social life. They are well known and respected on the networking scene and in the office. They are sometimes referred to as connectors. A professionalite can be sloppy drunk and still remember to get your business card; although they usually have a freakishly high tolerance to alcohol. They know everyone, and if they don't know who you are talking about they will find them online before the conversation is over. They have few friends that they don't do some sort of business with. They are known to be members of many industry organizations and are actually active in them. A professionalite never has a resume, as they make it their mission to be sure everyone has heard of them and knows their career history and accomplishments. They know who's leaving a firm before it happens, so they can easily position themselves for the opportunity or pass the information along to their friends. They routinely attend 3 or more networking events a week. A seasoned professionalite never wears a name tag.

DC is full of young professionals who drone on about their jobs, but I am a professionalite, I drone while I drink 5 nights a week.

by DCkeisha February 26, 2011