rocky shoelace

when you shit yourself while wearing a g-string

girl 1: why are you walking funny?

girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.

girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?

by jay tay trev p5 November 18, 2009

Rocky Groad

When the groad (area between the asshole and nutsack/vagina) is speckled with residual shit, giving it a rocky texture

I fucked that one chick but man, she had a rocky groad, and that shit was nasty!

by The Captian May 04, 2015

Colorado Rockies

baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers

The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.

by 0000 October 17, 2003

rocky road

When the male jizzes on the females face (white marshmellow), defecates on their face (chocolate) and then pops her pussy red pimples (strawberry marshmellow)to create a mixture of colours, making the face resemble a rocky road.

James left a rocky road on Phoebe's face, which looked nice, but smelt disgusting.

by Andrew Scragg October 20, 2006

Rocky Road

A lumpy penis tip, almost as if there rocks all over it.

Girl- whys your dick all lumpy
Boy- i got a rocky road baby,

by DBOriginalProduction February 01, 2011

Rocky Road

When a guy mistakes her asshole for her vagina

WILL!!!! THATS MY ASSHOLE, I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU'RE ROCKY ROADING ME.

by Pfoles August 23, 2020

Rockys mom

The hottest woman to ever walk the face of the earth. Curves like Lola bunny, laugh like a train horn. Her ass is so big I drown like the 1,517 people on the titanic. Her breath might stink but she got dat ushy gushy pussy we all love to take turns on.

Will: Hey guys wanna hangout?
Jack: Only is Rockys mom is there.
Rocky: Aw common man. Not again.

by LogzFootballs February 24, 2022