to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
by weave November 1, 2003
Get the HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING) mug.A godly being ascended into existence, composed of dark matter and supernova dust. Created into rishi. The rishis now reside within isolated mountain dwellings only coming into contact with humanity for mating and being worshiped. The Rishis are often very narcissistic and saractic, being jerks to all who he meets. They are also incredibly evil, killing whoever they feel unworthy of existence. Ever since the rise of the Rishi rise many governments have been toppled and eviscerated. Now the remnants of humanity are counting down the days till the rishis get bored and wipe out humanity and all primitve life on the dirtball we call home,
Is that what I think it is, oh shit its a rishi, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
what happened to jeff?
he died
how?
The rishis said he wasn't worthy of consisting of atoms, so they turned him into a living hottub for their amusement
Hey what happened to Africa?
The rishis reinstated slavery and use blacks for menial labor, for fun they made the blacks blow up africa
what happened to jeff?
he died
how?
The rishis said he wasn't worthy of consisting of atoms, so they turned him into a living hottub for their amusement
Hey what happened to Africa?
The rishis reinstated slavery and use blacks for menial labor, for fun they made the blacks blow up africa
by Swindleman swindleface May 17, 2017
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A shit stain on a map that’s stuck in the past. A majority of the people in the town are meth heads, alcoholics, or both. Although most of the town claims to be religious, they are nothing more than backstabbing liars who will use you to get their way. A lot of people think they are country but they are nothing more than crackheaded/alcoholic cosplayers. Some people think they can “save the town” but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse to try to get it to be a racehorse.
by Broke balla June 20, 2020
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