Religion

The actual embodiment of opression, intolerance, and cancer.

Haha religion? More like deligion.
I don’t ducking know how to make jokes.

by Suckmahdickshomophobes March 7, 2018

Religion

The guy who keeps knocking on my door.

knock knock.
get the door,

it’s Religion

by averagewarcriminal April 27, 2021

Religion

Religion is like a penis:
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.

1)
I am religious.

2)
I LOVE my religion!

3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!

4)
Suck my religion, little child.

by Morate November 2, 2011

Religion

We have our solution. IT'S FINAL. Our final solution. No further investigation required.

Hym "Do ya... Do you get it? Religion? Do you see what I did there? No? Ok. You're clearly not getting it... Alright I'll spell it out for you... You ready? Ok. I subverted a the paradigm. See? Nah... You don't get it."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Religioning

Verb. Engaging in religious activities with the pure intent of shaming others, achieving prominence, and other forms of self-promotion. Said activities are motivated for personal gain, and do not have any connection to the underlying principles for which the religious activity was based on. Devoid of spirituality. Usually highly annoying for other people to be around.

Kyle: "I saw Tony praying on the street corner and reading his Bible again for everyone to see. Its so annoying because he beats his wife at home."

Garrett: "Ugh. There is he is religioning again."

by Misanthropic Views September 6, 2013

Religion

Something that people need to understand. Seriously. Religion is a faith that people have, whether it be a person, a object, or for fuck's sake, even a damn plant! People don't seem to realize that no matter what kind of Religion we have, we need to learn to accept each other. The Westboro Baptist Church and Scientology are exceptions. Hate on them as much as you want. Scientology sucks ass because you have to pay for elightenment. And the Westboro Baptist Church are just dickwads for bashing on gays, which is a sin to their own religion! People who say that "OMFGZZZZ CHRISTIAN'S DAMN ANYONE WHO HAZZ SEX TO HELL!!!!11111ONEONE1111!!!" Grow a fucking boner. Do you even know the saying "Love the sinner, Hate The Sin?". Hell, I'm an atheist, yet I respect Christians, Jehovah Witnesses, Muslims, Satanists, Everything! ...Except for Scientology...And Westboro Baptist that go to the Westboro Baptist Church...

Examples Of Religion:

*Asshole Christian*

George: I'm a Christian.
Mark: I'm a Athiest.
George: YOUR AN ATHEIST?! GO TO HELL.

*Asshole Atheist*

George: I'm a Christian.
Mark: I'm a Athie- Wait, Your a Christian?
George: Yes.
Mark: Don't you know that there is no such thing as god?

*How it should really go*

George: I'm a Christian
Mark: I'm a Atheist.
George: Wanna' be friends?
Mark: Sure. I'll buy you a cold one.

by A Guy Named Chris October 26, 2008

Religion

A set of beliefs, usually including a moral code and an outline of some sort of deity. Not a mental disease, and not the only possible source of everything that is wrong with the world.

Whether or not any of the world religions are "true" remains to be seen.

Judaism, Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, Jainism, Hinduism, Wicca, Zoroastrianism, and Sikhism are all religions. All of them have very different beliefs.

by Chihaya55 August 31, 2011