Religion 

Religion: The classification of large scale communicable diseases that tends to affect people in the IQ range between 1 - 69 (rare cases exist in which it can propagate in minds above 69 IQ). The symptoms are classified by a widespread grandiose delusion, psychosis (losing the ability to differentiate what is real and not), unwarranted hostility, social isolation, megalomania, and often violence.

We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.

We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...

"Insert any religion" throughout time has had the unfortunate side-effect to turn countrymen against one another, nations against each other, and even has the ability to tear families apart.

Religion by The Voice of Reason and Logic January 18, 2012

religion 

A belief in something that doesn't exist, held by multiple followers.

Feminism is my religion. I believe in privilege, patriarchy, and rape culture, even though I know these things don't exist.

religion by Yo Yo, Mi Ro! December 2, 2016

religion 

bullshit that creates wars.

apparently i need to type an example here. this is bullshit! just like religion.

religion by LONESUGA October 5, 2018

Religion 

n. Socially induced schizophrenia

Tony experienced religion. He became convinced a giant man in the sky was watching him, waiting to throw him into a burning pit of fire. He claims the way to avoid this is to do whatever the voice speaking to him inside his head tells him to do.

Religion by Skeptic91 January 11, 2010

Religion 

Mythology taken too seriously.

If you really think about it, any religion (be it Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or Hinduism, etc.) are really just ancient mythological stories such as ancient Greek or Native American legends. Only thing is, people take it much too seriously leading to mass conflict with differing religions.

Religion by it'sAsh November 7, 2009

Religion 

World's oldest chain letter that basically holds the message, "Run your life according to the good lord or burn in eternal hellfire where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth"

You must abide to religion! Or you'll be sorry on judgement day!

Religion by B!ble B!tch April 9, 2010

religion 

the reason of many a war
aload of lies
an outlet for ur hard earned cash

religion by SanJ Street August 3, 2003