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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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Raymond

He is usually very cute and has a very funny sense of humor. And can be really sus with the homies. Also when he gets high he is a totally different person he acts weird and thinks everything is funny. But when it comes to sex his dick Can be 4 inches but knows how to use it.And he is also wanted by every woman and woman fall hard for him. Raymond is very funny even if you are having a bad day he can make you smile. If he is going through something he usually keeps it quiet but when he expresses him self you have to give him a lot of respect.
by That girl likes him November 21, 2021
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raymond munoz

poops in socks and shoves it out windows
Raymond Munoz poops in socks & shoves them out windows
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Raymond Ledon

Raymond is the ultimate fiend , loves to start SWAT standoffs, break in to any and every possible place, even his own Mother’s. One of three demon children that roam the streets of Abq in search of infinite beans. He loves to take the souls of cops
Oh look!! Who is that in the black SUV with a stolen shotgun? Don’t worry, it’s just lovely Raymond Ledon.
by shxtgunz December 5, 2021
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Raymond

A Raymond is a person with a small dick.He try’s to master bate when he is watching porn and fails because his dick is to small.
He is such a Raymond.
by Fuckhitler69 January 15, 2020
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Raymond Nicholas

A chill dude. In life, he just wanna find a girl that he can just vibe and watch Disney + with. Know for his nickname RayGlizzy, He created his twitter with the username "RealRayGlizzy" because I quote, "The username RayGlizzy was already taken by a flunky, So I just added "Real" ". He was born in New Orleans, Louisana on February 9th, 2002.

On September 17, 2019, his Twitter was banned because of false rumors of him telling a woman," You're built like a Ford Focus". With the help of his friends of getting his twitter back, the group of teens made the #FreeGlizzy movement go viral with over 130k likes and 89k retweets. Subsequently, Twitter Support gave him his account back when officials found the report to be false. He also goes by "Ray, Glizzy, Huncho, HunchoGlizzy, Glizz, and Lil Glizzy"

Fun Fact: He can dunk whiling being 5'8
Raymond Nicholas is just trying to find love.
Raymond Nicholas goes RayGlizzy.
Raymond Nicholas Nickname was given by his mother.
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Raymond

The god of ramen noodles.
If you eat ramen without his permission then you'll die within a week.
guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.
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