Quick Biff

1. A quick masturbation session, or quick sex. Or a statement that one is busy, but only for a short period of time. Can also be used to refer to a third party's where-abouts in a joking manner.

"Got caught having a quick biff this morning"

"She told me to meet her in the bathroom. A quick biff later and im back at my desk working."

"Whats up?" "Quick Biff" or "Brb, quick biff."

"Where did Ben go?" "I dunno...quick biff?" "hahaha"

by RobberCrook June 3, 2009

Quick Cum

Lets be honest 'premature ejaculation' sounds an balding accountant would say.

A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.

"That girl over there is hot."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."

"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."

"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."

by Murphy - Permission To Cum May 20, 2009

the Quick Stop

The convenience store made famous in the Jersey trilogy of films by Kevin Smith. It is the hang out of Jay and Silent Bob and work place of Dante. Next door to the Quick Stop is RST Video where Randal works. It is actually in Leonardo and not Red Bank, which is what many people think.

Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.

Randal: Thirty-seven.

by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 3, 2003

Quick

or nesquick. chocolate milk.

Ahh, the good old days...rideing down the street on my Big Wheel, all hopped up on Quick.

by loved by misery February 12, 2006

quick-fit-fitters

Another term for left luggage, commonly known as dykes.

Did you see those backpackers over there?
- You mean the pair of quick-fit-fitters?

by knowingmeknowingyouahaaaa December 12, 2007

quick phone call

In reference to a specific type of phone-call, actually means epically long.

"Give us a quick phone call mate"

That phonecall will still be going on the day after tomorrow.

by BigH140 July 10, 2010

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

by MacCardarelli February 15, 2008