QUARRANTINED

LITERALLY EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

MAN 1: I AM QUARRANTINED
MAN 2: SAME BRUH

by Why you be reading this? April 11, 2020

quarantrim

A desperate attempt to cut one’s hair when social distancing, closed barber shops and hair salons has practically forced you to take the scissors into your own hands...usually with less than ideal results.

“Karen’s uneven bangs are the result of last weeks quarantrim. Poor girl”
“Please! Put the scissors down...no need to resort to a quarantrim just yet!”

by Youknowyadayada May 16, 2020

Quaranfling

A short-term relationship established out of boredom during quarantine. This relationship, similar to a summer fling, has no anticipated future.

“Yo I just matched with this chick, she’s coming over and I’m definitely making her my quaranfling”

by Adueu May 23, 2020

Quaranteen

In December 2033, all the kids born as a result of the Coronavirus quarantine will be teenagers.

These kids suck! You should stay away from all these quaranteens. Probably are permanent carriers of CV.

by FroBabyK March 14, 2020

quaranteens

The generation born between December 2020 and March 2021, as a result of the enforced quarantining of their parents due to the COVID-19 pandemic, as they turn teenagers in 2033/2034

As they slurped their milkshakes on their first date, Jody and Jazzmine looked each in the eye and realised the strength of the bond they had - they were both Quaranteens

by Limbic Candy March 17, 2020

Quaranteen

The not very cool way teens in quarantine use to refer to each other. “Teen in quarantine” is abbreviated to quaranteen making oneself sound cooler and elevating one’s own status in the teen community

Person 1: Yo are you also a quaranteen
Person 2: Ye im stuck in quarantine
Person 1: This conversation wasn’t awkward
Person 3: Yes this was awkward I overheard you

by M8 which knows stuff April 19, 2020

Quarantine AFOL

An adult fan of LEGO that either rediscovered or first discovered LEGO during the United States COVID-19 quarantine period. They also happen to think that they are the greatest thing to hit the world.

"Oh, Bill is a Quarantine AFOL."

"So he acts like a dick?"

"Yeah."

by Manoflegend February 4, 2021