bicycle pump

Simultaneously masturbating your male partner with one hand, and inserting fingers from another hand in his arse.

Sarah asked Dave if he wanted to try a new position: the bicycle pump. he said "hell yea!"

by fredhoggins November 2, 2007

5 pump chump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.

Girl: Is that it?

Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.

Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.

by cc3939 January 18, 2009

Filipino water pump

After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off

Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump

by Alexandevo March 13, 2018

peter pumper

a flying flaming faggot.

Watch your ass around that peter pumper.

by jackbriggs March 26, 2013

Pump Your Tires

To compliment; to inflate someone's ego

Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!

I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!

by TirePump February 4, 2010

party pump

Going to the gym before a party and only lifting weights with your tricepts, bicepts, and other very noticeable muscles depending on what you'll be wearing so you look stronger and more appealing to the ladies than you are. Usually, muscles targeted during a weight lifting session are more swole than they normally are for a few hours.

Damn, Klem, youre looking pretty scrawny today. Lets go to the gym and do a party pump so we can score some slutty women.

by pakedaddy January 1, 2009

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.

kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!

by ohmyfuckingod July 27, 2010