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by BHooCHoo December 14, 2022
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Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
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PT-YOLO (You Only Live Once) is Today's Random Word of the Day, which is someone who attempts to 'only live once' by using up (or throwing away all of) their PTO (Paid Time Off) very early on during the work year in order to vacation, attend some seemingly epic event, or (generally speaking) seize the moment that they feel they must seize,... and then whining about their lack of time off for the remainder of the work year, thus subjecting their more prudent colleagues to complaints and negativity concerning their 'tragic' and 'unforeseen' lack of time off to do anything for the rest of the year.
Yeah, Kate's just moaning again about not being able to do the Memorial Day thing with us,... meh. If she wasn't such a PT-YOLO about her days off I might feel sorry for her.
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I thought this was a urban dictionary?
It seems people like to write whatever they feel suites themselves.
When someone says same PT? They’re asking if it’s going to cost the same as LAST time!
I came here to see if it was on the board and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t......
Yes PT means physical training.
THATS NOT FOR A URBAN DICTIONARY!!!
No1 is talking CODE about working out!
Seriously....THIS should be at the top.
I thought this was a urban dictionary?
It seems people like to write whatever they feel suites themselves.
When someone says same PT? They’re asking if it’s going to cost the same as LAST time!
I came here to see if it was on the board and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t......
Yes PT means physical training.
THATS NOT FOR A URBAN DICTIONARY!!!
No1 is talking CODE about working out!
Seriously....THIS should be at the top.
by Jte0707 October 22, 2019
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