profanity

A linguistic crutch for the inarticulate motherfucker.

Why the fuck you gotta be using all that goddamned profanity all the time, you piece of shit?

by umanor November 19, 2010

Professor

Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Why does Professor Connolly always put on a video right after I eat lunch?

by Sjconnolly August 22, 2008

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

Profesor Kerch

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.

1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.

by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009

Stand back, I am a professional

Something someone says to reassure themselves that they can do the job. Most commonly used when the person has no idea what they are doing.

Stand back, I am a professional miss. *She steps away from the outlet*

by theHPninja May 16, 2010

profile trickture

when an average looking boy/girl has a face profile picture with an exceptionally hot freind, leading everyone to believe that they are that hot freind.

guy 1: I added that girl on facebook last night - turned out she had a profile trickture.

guy 2: I hate profile tricktures!

by toastfacelover March 19, 2010

Professor Membrane

Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of Dib (Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.

"Not now son, I'm making TOAST!" -Professor Membrane (exclaiming to Dib)

by invader_adie October 22, 2009