practicetastic

When you work your ass off for all of the practice of a sport.

That three hour practice was practicetastic!

by kozsher December 23, 2010

practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.

Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.

by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011

Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011

Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

Prasticranation

The random brain farts caused by extended procrastination and lack of sleep.

Sally: "my car has a bat flattery"

Susan: "a what?"

Sally: "oh sorry, a flat battery, it would appear i am suffering from a severe case of prasticranation."

by Ellsey474 May 9, 2013

prankticipation

Anticipating a prank so hard, you are forced to completely change everything about yourself including your personality, surroundings, and trusted friends.

Dan Wheeler knew his officemates were going to get him back for being a dick every day, the prankticipation was killing him.

by rotcheltwatson September 18, 2013