A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 06, 2022
1. A sophisticated fashionista who rides a bicycle. This woman knows she is the envy of many when riding her bicycle. Strong Confident Powerful
Posh Pedal: The sophisticated female riding her bike in a suit and heels looking posh pedal.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
by pedal2stiletto April 01, 2011
1. A sophisticated fashionista who rides a bicycle. This woman knows she is the envy of many when riding her bicycle. Strong Confident Powerful
Posh Pedal: The sophisticated female riding her bike in a suit and heels looking posh pedal.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
by pedal2stiletto April 01, 2011
by MamabeAr Issa December 29, 2017
A Posh girl is a girl from an upper-class background who is rich and well educated. Posh girls live lavish lifestyles with expensive houses, cars, clothes, phones and tech etc. They also have a good taste for clothing and opt for real designer brands like Gucci, Louis Vuitton and Chanel.
by Brendan Schroeder April 30, 2023
A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022