pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.

"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

by Pooty-nuptologist October 15, 2014

pooty wick

When a tampon string hangs out

Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?

by winklies June 2, 2015

pooty

To take a dump and call it 'pooty'. A term for individuals who have a poop fetish.

Eww, did you see that porno last night with the pooty lady smearing shit all over herself? AND it came from her own ass!

by Jerry Jerry June 8, 2015

Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.

Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

Pootie

2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way

pooties b da best pooties in da world.

by pootie marie February 20, 2019

Pooty Whomp

Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .

Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.

by Roman Marie December 30, 2018

papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 6, 2018