Poker

1. a card game normally involving bets of money
2. a code-word for a lady giving a man a blow job. Used with spit, snap, solitaire, cards

How about a game of poker, darling?

by Katie March 30, 2004

Poker Joker

The one douchebag at a poker table that no one likes. They usually don't know how to play, so they usually go all in or bet really high so everyone folds. Eventually, though, they will lose due to someone having a good hand.

Guy 1: Dude, what the fuck, why do you always go all in you fucking douche?!

Guy 2: Thats just how I roll.

Guy 1: How you roll is a fucking faggot poker joker, bitch.

by The AZN February 1, 2013

Crap poker

1. (another) euphamism for homosexual.
2. One whose penis pokes another's faeces.
3. (another) euphamism for homosexual.

Dave: Dave's a shit hot Crap Poker.
Dave: Yeah!

by AdamStIves February 24, 2009

memphis poker

A memphis poker is when someone sticks their big toe in your ass repeatly, giving you ultimate pleasure.

Yes, give me a memphis poker!

by Ron Weasley July 18, 2004

Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

poker face

a fake orgasim

I think he had a poker face last night in bed

by not a bitch the bitch June 27, 2009