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A period is a 3-14 day procedure of when the female uterus leaks out blood. Blood. Red blood. They get horrible cramps that feel like you're getting punched in the stomach contentiously without break. You either eat like a hippo or don't eat anything. Period's can rarely cause people to faint and can start from the age of 8-16, the second you finish your period forever you have no way of becoming prego. Sorry not sorry. If you eat like a hippo on your period you shall consume every solid in sight if it's edible. If you have loss of appetite you shall never even want to look at or touch food. If your a mix of both, im super sorry. The female gender during this procedure are moodier then moody margaret. Please beware of any females if they show signs of being on they're period. Do not piss them off, argue with them, or disagree. Best be if you leave them in peace or give them chocolate. Thank you.
Don't bother Cassandra, she's on her period and she will either beat or kill you.
Period by theh0t3m0 December 30, 2021
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When a cellphone rings during a violin concert. What perioto!
perioto by F. T. Marinetti May 4, 2006

periodisiac 

A person who is obcessed with using periods in Instant Messages. Typically uses improper grammar with the only punctuation being periods. In some cases, the periods come between words, as a comma would.
Periodisiac Example 1: "dang. that was awesome. wow."

Periodisiac Example 2: "lol..haha..awesome.."
periodisiac by MCV August 18, 2006

Period Mania 

The scientifically proven phenomenon where women, who live and spend time together frequently, develop similar menstrual cycles as each other. The cause is yet to be determined.
Those girls are so close, I hear they have period mania.
Period Mania by FIFA Overlord March 10, 2016

period plug 

It's self explanatory. Slang for tampon.
It was the time of the month and Wendy started to drip so she used a period plug.
period plug by lenny732 July 22, 2017

karmas on her period

when something undeservingly bad happens to you.
if you step in dog shit after you help an old lady across the street then karmas on her period.