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Peanut Stamp

When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.
Chicks really get turned on by a good peanut stamp to the face!
by BloodyZero11 June 5, 2018
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Space Peanut

A molten piece of metal that appears to be aluminum scattered all over Staten Island beaches. Can vary in size. Drives metal detectorists crazy because they can ring up at various target ID's
"Fuck! Another space peanut. I guess I'll clean it off the beach."
by Indiana Tones April 15, 2021
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Peanut saucing

The act of continuing to snack on condiments after everyone has finished eating
Take the horseradish off the table - your father has started peanut saucing it.
by Sulkydissybee April 10, 2021
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Destiny the Peanut

A girl with a head shaped like a peanut
Destiny the peanut has a huge deformed head
by Anonymous4247 October 5, 2018
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Peanut Brutal

Like Peanut Brittle - When The Information you’re told is so Brutal it shatters your day.
Bro 1: Man, I Think I’ve Got Corona Virus 🦠

Broman: Bro, Thats Peanut Brutal
by TRHF March 13, 2020
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Peanut damage

Wow, this guy sucks he does peanut damage.
by Lasagna84 November 17, 2019
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peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!
by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015
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