pinchsturbate

when someones pecker is so small they much pinch it to get any joy out of masturbation.

guy 1: hey do you masturbate? i heard its healthy.
guy 2: nah its too small, i just pinchsturbate.

by ChevyEquinox January 25, 2024

Pinche pendejo

"Fucking Asshole" 🥰

"How do you say railway in spanish??"
"Ferrocarril"
"huh"

"pinche pendejo."

by ERM... ACTUALLY! April 27, 2024

Pinched

A slang term for being gay or having anal sex used only in Weatherford, Texas from 1995 to 2003

Man that guy got pinched by a crab

by Jesusmachina July 24, 2025

flower pincher

pinches your nipples until you get an organism from how much it hurts and squirts

i flower pinched her nipples until she hurt and squirt in my mouth or in anal rectum. im a flower pincher and i love nipples

by boob licker March 16, 2008

clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand

we got clock pinched for lunch

by duckmans December 2, 2011

terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

by metal_buds September 18, 2012

perogie pincher

a man who has decided that he loves the sweetness of preparing a dirty perogie (look up dirty perogie)

college guys run into a lot of chicks, tho usually shaved, one day Bob Saget a young scholar porn addict virgin never touched a pussy, had two 3 thousand dollar female fuck dolls to do an examination. They both came with hair 'human hair' so he touched both of them at once then shaved both of them and said "what the fuck where's my dirty perogie? Damn I'm really a perogie pincher! Youch, what a pincer!"

by JKornDoctor September 23, 2013