P.I.L.F.

Priest I'd Like to Fuck

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed that the P.I.L.F. was lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

by mssheen13 May 6, 2009

F.O.P.

Fucking Old Person

I've been stuck behind this F.O.P. for 5 minutes

by Brian Brian & Dave October 31, 2003

F.R.P.S.

First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a firefighter, cop, emt, medic etc. has been doing the job so long his tolerance for B.S. goes down and he/she starts talking like a pirate.

Chris-"Is he at end stage F.R.P.S. yet?"
Me-"Lemme check. Hey Jeff, did you finish your coastal training for '05 yet?"
The Pirate-"Arrrrrghhhh! This is bullshit!"
Tim-"Yup. Explore the space"

by IzzyW December 15, 2008

P.I.L.F.

Parent I’d Like to Fuck. Gender-neutral term for M.I.L.F/D.I.L.F.

Person A: Yo dude look at that… wait what gender are they?
Person B: IDK but they’re definitely a P.I.L.F.

by FirstThimgsSeconds June 13, 2021

F.A.P.

F.A.P. stands for "For Academic Purposes". You usually use F.A.P. when commenting on porn websites stating that you are watching porn for the greater good rather than using it to satisfy your own needs.

"Dude, are you watching porn?"

"yeah, but don't get any misconceptions, it's F.A.P."

"Oh, okay"

by <**> April 19, 2018

F.U.P.A

Fat upper pussy area

Vic limitone is so hot.
Nah bro, she gotta F.U.P.A

by Lupa12369 January 24, 2019

s.p.e.a.f

super.
phenomenal.
extraordinary.
amazing.
friend.
basically the best friend you can find

gosh, she is the ultimate s.p.e.a.f!! she has been my best friend since we were three.

by vans.girl February 11, 2020