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ass omelette

An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.
"Man, she made him the best ass omelette ever. Chives, spinach, feta, and all."
by mounopano April 24, 2006
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osmery

Best friend best sister always has your back. Is so damn hot she gets boys easily. She will be the one who will always help you in anything you need you can trust her and she won't tell anyone . My twin sister Osmery is the best ily
"Osmery is beautiful she is the best thing in this whole entire world." she for a dine booty. LOL
by Cute_tastic_girl87 January 31, 2017
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Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.
Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.
by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012
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Spanish Omelet

When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
I just gave that bird a Spanish Omelet, she loved it !
by Michilla October 31, 2007
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Cheese Omelettes

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.
John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011
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omelettehead

A smart, intelligent person whose drug use has deteriorated their mind to below average intelligence but still obtains above average intelligence in all drug related matters
Beth the crackhead just made a super crackpipe out of a soda can and straw, what an omelettehead
by crackieMcgee November 2, 2009
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Omelette

me, i am omelette
"Hi omelette macaroni"
"Hi lettuce, put your corndog in my mouf pls"
by omelette macaroni June 14, 2018
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