Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.
I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.
by Simon October 15, 2004
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Cheese Loaf

"OMG! look at the size of that cheese loaf". "I know i did it myself".
by Dole Banana March 02, 2009
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loaf of breading

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.
by Logan Burke May 20, 2008
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pinch a loaf

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
by B. Steed January 02, 2005
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chode loaf

A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;
hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.
by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008
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duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.
Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.
by Giblets. July 23, 2018
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onion loaf

My ideal guy? Give him a fake tan and an onion loaf and he's a dreamboat.
by Nadradec July 08, 2015
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