Second shift

Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.

Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

shift ma

A phrase used in the North of Ireland to fill in gaps in conversations. If you can't think of anything to say, just say SHIFT MA!

Also used to convey excitement about something.

A) What's happening?

Nothing much.

Right.....SHIFT MA!!

B)I passed my exams.

SHIFT MA!

by aseyjokelak May 15, 2008

Dick shift

Giving a handjob while wiggling his penis around like a stick shift, while also making engine noises. Vroom vroom.

So me and this other dude were hooking up, and i totes gave him a dick shift.

by Bitchezzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2016

day shifted

When some one fuckes up real bad on day shift

Man chris really fucked up that term he really day shifted it

by Taydum tod April 12, 2019

Fill shift

A magical shift at Home Bargains, usually in the morning from 6am until 10am, this magical shift allows you to slave over a cage while your manager shouts you for talking.

Yeah girl, let’s get this fill shift. I’m so excited to slave over this cage

by Fill shift June 20, 2022

Shift Bitch

The employee who is usually asked/ told by management to fill in for coworkers who call in sick or are otherwise unavailable to work their originally assigned shift.

Employee 1: Damn man, I’m pulling double shifts twice this week because everybody else punked out.

Employee 2: Haha, looks like you’re the official shift bitch at this place!

by ElFume May 30, 2019

Vibe shift

Pretentious buzz phrase that is the new equivalent of paradigm shift.

If you want to sound as stupid as possible, be sure to put vibe shift in your news article.

by House of York May 26, 2022