paper doll

a female only interested in money

She only roll wit him cause of his phat ride...pure paper doll!

by Dirty September 23, 2003

PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

by RedRibbonSword October 17, 2010

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

by Karim17 April 06, 2016

paper passer

like a paper pusher, but someone who works in an office who just passes along papers to a coworker without adding any real value.

Jennifer: Rick is worthless. All he does is pass the papers on to you without doing any real work or adding value.

Greg: Yeah, he's nothing but a paper passer.

by gferro October 15, 2009

paper snatching

The act of stealing another's roll of toilet paper and then putting it in your own restroom.

"Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "

by RavagersClaws April 06, 2017

Mouth Paper

A napkin

I'll grab the straws and some hot sauce. These tacos are gonna be messy, so can you grab a bunch of mouth paper?

by Trova2 August 30, 2017

Paper penis

Toilet paper residue on your manhood, after you wipe urin off the tip.

Kevin: "Damn, I got paper penis again. I hate when that happens!"
Jeff: "You're a dick head! Only girls wipe!"

by SangitEde September 09, 2014