An organized date usually arranged by friends where the sole purpose is sex and/or getting over a failed/bad relationship. Should not be confused with rebound. A lay up may or may not culminate into a meaningful relationship.
by Dr-acula February 4, 2010
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The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.
by CDOC Rahfeer February 14, 2009
Get the Valentine's Lay mug.Someone (male or female) that is so bad at sex you may as well be fucking a corpse, although a corpse may sometimes be more lively. These types are usually fairly easy to spot by the lack of personality. They are usually followers.
Female dead lays: from beginning to end, she just lays there, no expression or movement, unless it's that of boredom. You may want to check in between to see if she's awake. ;)
Male dead lays: Usually those that are too lazy to put any effort into it. Kinda like a quickie, but with only one person putting any effort into it. Most "nice guys" fit into this category.
Male dead lays: Usually those that are too lazy to put any effort into it. Kinda like a quickie, but with only one person putting any effort into it. Most "nice guys" fit into this category.
by 696 May 12, 2006
Get the dead lay mug.When one takes a poo in a public place usually for comic value or on an enemy's property as a form of revenge, leaving the victem with a warm, smelly, steamy, some times wet deposit depending on what the donor had for dinner the night previous to the insodent.
John: Dude, Richie's really geting on my nerves
Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat
John: Custy M8
Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat
John: Custy M8
by heycambychad April 7, 2009
Get the laying a Brick mug.to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"
" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
Get the Lay beef mug.How would you feel about me Layin' The Sauce on your ex?
Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix
Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?
Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix
Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?
by M3Ko_MAI1 December 6, 2018
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