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summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
by Primaries101 November 17, 2022
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Wobble Goblin

A very large woman whose physical appearance is similar to that of the magical creature known as the goblin.Due to the enormous size of the Wobble Goblins thighs, it then must wobble to move.
Lorenzo: Holy Fuck!
Igor: What?
Lorenzo: We're going to be at this light for a while waiting for that giant fucking Wobble Goblin to get her big nasty, babboon ass across the street.
by FckFck October 26, 2010
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goblin horde

A skater gang located in the central valley of California. They are known to be armed and dangerous and have a harsh rivalry with the Fresno Bulldogs. They are known to tag buildings in goblin green, their gangs color.
Bob: Lets go to the skatpark bro
Mark: We can't the goblin horde took over the park
Bob: Damn your right I dont wanna get hurt
by Cyclore1469 February 7, 2019
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Goblin Pussy

drain pussy/bussy - Izit2023
You’re all just mad because you get zero Goblin Pussy
by lhblackwell January 7, 2023
mugGet the Goblin Pussymug.

honey goblin

A hoe who is after your money.
This ho is a honey goblin
by dsgakcclgfdsigfuyegbwjkbcjd.w December 20, 2014
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disaster goblin

Radiates chaotic neutral energy . One may attain "disaster goblin status".
reference: Youtube, "vines for disaster goblins" 2018

Old school RuneScape (may also be) in reference to Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals.
" i am a disaster goblin and i've never felt so appreciated, this is beautiful, i'm crying into all this gold i've stolen " - Booty Duke

" I achieved my disaster goblin status when I finally got over my salmonella on christmas day only to come down with strep throat the very next day " - Wikjah Greenwell
by DEd_fekuf December 29, 2018
mugGet the disaster goblinmug.

clout goblin

“omg did you see trisha went on keemstar’s podcast? she’s such a clout goblin.”
by ieatbabiesfordinner September 2, 2021
mugGet the clout goblinmug.

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