scary tree

The new book by Stephen King

"Hey look at me, my next book is going to be about a scary tree" - quoted directly from King himself

by Mitchi August 15, 2004

Curved trees

When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way

Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune

Person 2: we LOVE curved trees

by Kskyep April 11, 2019

become tree

To become a tree

I want to become tree

by Become tree Man May 7, 2021

Smokers Tree

A tree located in Eugene, OR at sheldon highschool called the "Smokers Tree". Over the years it has become place where all the stoner kids gather before, after, and in between classes to socialize and enjoy a cigg or two.

smoker: "hey, meet me at the tree"

nonsmoker: "i've seen you over by the smokers tree before...."

by somerandomasskid March 3, 2008

AIDs tree

A phrase coined by Louis CK describing a hypothetical tree that is infected with AIDs

Used to direct anger at douchebags, preferably thong-wearing dudes in Kenny G hair rollerblading

"OH you motherfucker, now I have to know you exist you piece of shit? Go skate into an AIDs tree, you motherfucker." - Louis CK

by Death to Hipsters August 11, 2009

smoke trees

(verb) - to smoke marijuana

"Who you think taught you to smoke trees?" -Dr. Dre in 'Forgot About Dre

by Diggs February 17, 2003

Faggot tree

Internet slang for "Faggotry"

"What is this faggot tree?"

by OutLoL October 23, 2007