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the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.
Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!
by the sensual chef October 7, 2018
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Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!
I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!
by Sean66 September 22, 2005
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tokyo omlette

tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.
yum lets get a tokyo omlette oh yeah
by xdementia August 28, 2007
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Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
by bexla March 17, 2010
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Mexican omelette

When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.

The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
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Chin Omelet

1. busting a nut on a girl's (or guy's, for the gays) face.

2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."

2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
by Ranal Apist September 2, 2010
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omelet

Omelet let you suck my dick
by heather ovellette January 21, 2015
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