The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .

Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.

by _________________________-____ October 2, 2012

Ol paintey

A retired pirate that used to work as a boat painter

Ol paintey was back to his roots, coating the jet skis in blue paint.

by Good Ol paintey February 6, 2023

Ol' Mate

An Australian term for someones who name youve forgoten or dont know

"So i was just minding my buisness getting some chips at the shop and i run into one of my ol' mates!"

by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022

Ole' Dirty

Ole' Dirty University is in Norfolk, Virginia and is near the water and the one and only Killam Ave... While being unknown for sports other than field hockey they are known to throw great darties for football games and St. Patties Day.

I go to Ole' Dirty

by Ole' Dirty August 8, 2023

Ole Lady

Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."

Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"

Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"

by DidderDeeDoo July 26, 2022

The Ol’ Perry

When you get whiskey dick so bad that you have to use your thumb as a make shift penis

That guy was so drunk last night he had to give that girl the ol’ Perry

by Vpshop September 19, 2021

Ol' Texan

This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.

"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"

"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"

by ButChugNugs April 20, 2022