My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked 

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".

Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."

My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked by Dreamcore August 25, 2006

naked homeless guy 

A homeless guy who is naked.

I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.

naked homeless guy by Stu Jones March 17, 2013

send nudes, not nukes

Derived from the saying "make love, not war", it means to send nudes, rather than be angry at people.

Yo, Dan, stop fighting with Jess! Send nudes, not nukes!!!

send nudes, not nukes by Becky._.821 October 12, 2017

The Naked Man 

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

I used the naked man the other night.

The Naked Man by Buckleboy December 15, 2008

Naked Man 

The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.

You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.

Naked Man by jesp045b January 4, 2011

Nuke with Salted Earth 

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

Nuke with Salted Earth by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

naked cop

undercover cop

"Hey Joe, I'm thinking of buying that girl a drink".

"Dude don't, she's a naked cop."

naked cop by billybeauty4 April 3, 2009