Penies

When a guys penis is enormously huge. The guy is not hard it is just naturally huge as a hippo. A girl usually enjoys this during sexual intercourse because it will give them more pleasure. But guys if you have this, don't do it to a virgin because her vagina will explode, meaning her cherry will pop and you will have blood all over your Penies penis.

I have a Penies penis and my girlfriend enjoys sex and she moans louder than a jackhammer.

by kapaspatcha August 26, 2008

Will's penis

The feeling of grass caressing you and gently whispering 'mmmmmmmmmmm'

I was the fields the other day when i tripped, i then started to cry because i felt will's penis all over my face.

by Pandasnapz May 29, 2016

Penis

Some either really long it really short thing, boys don’t know how to keep it in there pants and most boys look at other boys penis. Anoth word for dick

“Ayo wth is this it’s falling out of my pants it’s so short”

Bro jack that’s ur penis

by Bigdickexpress March 18, 2021

penis

An instrument of god.

Damnit Judas, I am going to smack you with my penis.

by Mr. God December 25, 2007

Penis

The world best ever gadget

Man: Hey you seen the new best gadget?
Woman: Nope why wot is it?
Man: *Opens pants* The Penis

by Haydn Oates-Stott November 28, 2007

penis

1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."

1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.

by A No-name-us September 4, 2006

Penie

A multiple number of penises.

Wow you have penie!!

by Charlooott July 3, 2009