A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014

Yo, where the beanies at?
by Mario08611 August 26, 2022

When a Beaner is being a Ni**er
by THE MANDALORIAN 27 November 8, 2023

"You look like a beanis today"
by tiKate January 22, 2017

Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.
by Poxy August 17, 2018

a hat used to hide keys with, possibly even used to stow away other small objects.
usually kept in a coat pocket, can be worn on head when not in use.
usually kept in a coat pocket, can be worn on head when not in use.
by Pseudohigh March 23, 2012

by Whornet November 18, 2022
