alabama hardhat

A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.

Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!

by CountAkintay November 4, 2018

Alabama Formal

Dressing in an extremely casual manner, especially when the situation calls for you to dress nicely.

"I see that you've opted to wear a t-shirt to this job interview. Did our human resources director tell you to dress Alabama formal?"

by King of Battle October 31, 2011

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

cullman alabama

The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil

Cullman Alabama! Aww shit I hate that place

by Adust destroyer of feels November 20, 2015

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

Alabama Snorkel

Sex trick. When one is about to cum you put the girls nose to your dick. You then cum in her nose. After that you plug her nose and moth and have her breath in.

She choked after I made her do the Alabama Snorkel

by SnorkelKing420 February 7, 2018

Alabama Sunrise

When you shoot your load over the valley of your sister's tits, and it lands on her face.

Example 1:
Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"

Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"

Example 2:
Friend: "Gary's sister is so hot. have you seen her?"
Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'

by AnalBleeder69 August 9, 2022