Nebraska admiral

"Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska" is a title bestowed upon approval of the state's Governor. Its holders qualify for membership in the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization that promotes "The Good Life" of Nebraska.

As Nebraska is triple-landlocked (separated from tidewater by at least three other provinces or states in any direction, including Canada or México) the title is purely honorary and carries no assigned military duties or salary. Like the Kentucky Colonels, the Nebraska Admirals are conferred the title in return for performing good works or promoting the state.

by bitchuck June 8, 2025

Benkelman, Nebraska

the city where the most fuggly bitches live. it attracts asswipes like a magnet. i swear anyone who lives there and attends benkelman high is ugly and flat. the emissions from the local coal plant gave me ED.

sigma 1: "hey do you want to drop napalm bombs on Benkelman, Nebraska?"
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."

by TheReal_FartNuts December 2, 2023

Nebraska dollar

The Nebraska dollar is the act of inserting a shuck of corn into the front and the back of the woman violently till the friction makes the corn into popcorn.

Guy 1: she took a chance and spread it for a Nebraska dollar

by !zoup May 8, 2024

Nebraska Rizz

when someone won't email you cheese to your webzone as a form of flirting.

Goddamn this mother fucker sent cheese to my webzone they ain't got no Nebraska Rizz

by x180 March 26, 2024

Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

Baked Nebraska

A pothead from the midwestern plains states.

I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.

by Goosey Goose March 7, 2022

nebraska shower

The act of hundreds of sweaty wrestlers undressing themselves crammed in a tiny locker room after getting oil checked. They take turns stroking each other's cock till they cum. Once they finish, they will spread their asshole open under the running shower and take turns fisting each other.

After the tournament, all the exhausted wrestlers had to recover by taking a nebraska shower.

by wrestla January 27, 2026