Narcobaiting

Falling asleep while masturbating - A combination of narcolepsy and masturbating.

"Oh, man... I was so tired, I kept dozing off while I was trying to jack it. I was narcobaiting!"

by Frishhawk August 27, 2011

narcolsexy

the inability to stay awake post coitus a.k.a. after banging

'my girlfriend always wants to cuddle after we bone, but my narcolsexy prevents it from happening.'

by sexgurus September 30, 2011

Narcolecstasy

Narcolecstasy; the condition of needing to have an orgasm to fall asleep.

I told my girl friend to not be so insensitive. I need to get lucky because I am just suffering from Narcolecstasy. If I don't have an orgasm I won't fall asleep.

by Simon Templer November 6, 2012

narcokleptocracy

A narcokleptocracy is a society ruled by "thieves" involved in the trade of narcotics. The term was used specifically to describe the regime of Manuel Noriega in Panama. The term narcostate has the same meaning.

The CIA runs narcokleptocracy foreign states like Afghanistan (opium) and Colombia (cocaine).

by Revolutionator December 14, 2014

Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

by jzaztrow August 26, 2016

Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

by jzaztrow August 26, 2016

postphagotory narcosis

That really tired, lazy feeling one gets after stuffing oneself on food. From: post, meaning after; phag; meaning eat; and narco, meaning sleep.

Duuuuuuuuude, Thanksgiving was soooo great, but I can't friggin' move... I got postphagotory narcosis!

by TinDefacto March 14, 2010