Naked Walker

A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...

When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...

by Pepe Cojones February 02, 2009

naked yoga

Another word for sex. Especially if it involved some uncommon sex positions.

Well, if all goes well on this date, her and I will be going back to my place for some naked yoga

by Pres7012 December 21, 2014

naked cheese

Cash; Cold, hard, cash.

This bitch tried to put her hands on my naked cheese!

by eafoigrtw November 08, 2007

naked monkey

The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.

I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.

by ExNWPers June 28, 2005

butt naked

The more popular term derived from buck naked.

some people still say buck naked, but most say butt naked because the yanks made a cooler version of the term.

Johnny: "Haha, I just saw your girlfriend butt naked"

John Henry Smith III: "You stupid American, it's "buck naked"! Bloody twit!

Johnny: "Haha, Yeah, but we are more popular, and our term is better, so we win by default. Either way, I still saw your girlfriend naked."

by Chad5161 April 15, 2010

butt naked

As in wet, when mixing weed with PCP.

You just smoked all that? I didn't know you liked to get butt naked.

by spencer miller March 09, 2005

Naked Dump

When you strip yourself completely, from every piece of cloth on you, and take a king dump, regardless of location or time.

I am in a meeting with the CEO now, and considering a naked dump very soon!

I take a naked dump at the office almost every morning.

by Shaiz September 28, 2011