A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...
When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...
by Pepe Cojones February 02, 2009
by Pres7012 December 21, 2014
by eafoigrtw November 08, 2007
The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.
I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.
by ExNWPers June 28, 2005
The more popular term derived from buck naked.
some people still say buck naked, but most say butt naked because the yanks made a cooler version of the term.
some people still say buck naked, but most say butt naked because the yanks made a cooler version of the term.
Johnny: "Haha, I just saw your girlfriend butt naked"
John Henry Smith III: "You stupid American, it's "buck naked"! Bloody twit!
Johnny: "Haha, Yeah, but we are more popular, and our term is better, so we win by default. Either way, I still saw your girlfriend naked."
John Henry Smith III: "You stupid American, it's "buck naked"! Bloody twit!
Johnny: "Haha, Yeah, but we are more popular, and our term is better, so we win by default. Either way, I still saw your girlfriend naked."
by Chad5161 April 15, 2010
by spencer miller March 09, 2005
Naked and Afraid is a game when a group of friends (presumably straight men) all get naked and turn off the lights, except one who is declared “the scary man”, who gets to wear a mask. The scary man then gets to choose a weapon of his choice which can go from a wide variety of weapons from a belt to a boot. When the scary man is chosen and everyone is naked you are now ready to begin the game. To begin the game all must put their hands on The Bible and at the count of three everybody says no homo to ensure the least amount of homo as possible. After this, the lights are turned off and Slipknot is blasted on as many speakers as possible. When the lights are off everybody in the room scatters and the scary man waits a few seconds before he goes on his rampage and attacks everyone with his weapon. Once you have been hit, you are out of the game. Essentially, a very intense game of hide and go seek.
Person 1: Yo dude how did you get that burn on your back?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the other day I played naked and afraid with my friends and Nick chose a febreeze bottle and lighter as his weapon.
Person 1: Geez, sounds brutal bro.
Person 2: Oh yeah, the other day I played naked and afraid with my friends and Nick chose a febreeze bottle and lighter as his weapon.
Person 1: Geez, sounds brutal bro.
by caflbrother April 02, 2018