muftasin

Absolute disgusting, ugly, lying filth. An urban legend of a paedophile who comes at night, traditionally used to scare kids.

If you don't eat your meal, that ugly monster called Muftasin will come and take you.

by wyspeople August 27, 2017

Mettatate

The act or practice where an individual Mettatates, in order to promote relaxation, compassion, patience or mindfulness. The most common technique is done by sending suggestive photos of ones' genitalia or through other methods of sensual arousal through text messages, Snapchat, Instagram, and other social apps.

When I had grown tired of all 500 Meditation techniques in my app, I switched and Mettatated instead!

by llovebasketball September 25, 2017

MATTAL1

A bad stupid geometry dash user name that happens to be my own

Bob:what’s your username on geometry dash?

Michael: Mattal1...why

Bob: oh your one of those kids...let’s not be friends

by Mattal1 November 30, 2017

mattanimates

A youtuber that is really cool and has a big, veiny..... cat

Have U seen MattAnimates new video?

No not yet

Kys kid ur not cool

by Its alex clark fan January 22, 2018

mottaket

En gjeng glatte karer som drikker masse alkohol å sånt

Mottaket banker deg, gutta bryr seg ikke!!

by BigBrainSmallDick March 25, 2019

Mattatouie

A really really fuckin dumb ass kid

Yo matt why you such a mattatouie

by Matt=cockgobble April 1, 2019

Mattage

When you lift up the rug and see a nasty little mess

Stevage - when did you last check under your Matt?
Joshage- *checks under matt* *gives the mattage clout*

by Mumage May 16, 2019