Arizona musket loader

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w
by Beefcake_520 July 28, 2022
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Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.
The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.
by balistah August 20, 2023
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musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.
by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020
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Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
by Littledick69 May 29, 2020
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Musket

A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon
Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
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Three musketeered

A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.
Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
by Rekivile July 30, 2018
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Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).
I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man
by DustyScrote May 13, 2022
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