blue mushroom

see also mushroom bruise and mushroom tatoo. It is the mark on a woman(or man), after being whipped by an erect penis.

did you see the mark on her face?, that must've been a blue mushroom

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

shiitake mushrooms

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)

Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"

by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010

mushroom stamp

Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);

When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp

by Tony Cooper August 31, 2004

Magic Mushrooms

Mushrooms that contain psilocybin which cause severe hallucinations.

You see a whole new world filled with warped perspectives and colors when you consume magic mushrooms.

It's really trippy

Bob: Hey what's this?
Ted: Magic mushrooms.
Bob: Are they actually magic?
Ted: Oh yeah.

*Bob consumes a magic mushroom and sees neon yellow birds in the sky pooping weed and rainbows coming out of a chimney*

by reehannaa March 30, 2017

mushroom club

Military unit (usually) that is constantly kidfoh-ed; that is, kept in the dark and fed nothing but horseshit. These are usually, but not always, "elite" units that will soon (and often) be called upon to do something damn-near impossible, of questionable legality, and with entirely too little training, preparation or equipment. Superiors will then wonder why-oh-why these boys and girls couldn't pull a miracle out of their asses.....

"So, Slick, which mushroom club are you with?"

by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008

Mushroom Meat

When the head of a penis is over sized.

Man, did you see Daniel whip out his Mushroom Meat???

by Bailey(: December 17, 2008

mushroom soup

The cream that shoots out of a guys mushroom at the climax of a blowjob and swallowed - the soup that's mmm mmm good!

While I was with my boyfriend last night, we made a hot dinner and I had his famous mushroom soup! Delicious!

by teeniewahine October 17, 2006