when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom
I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek
by donny iris January 27, 2005
see also mushroom bruise and mushroom tatoo. It is the mark on a woman(or man), after being whipped by an erect penis.
by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 13, 2005
1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.
2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.
(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.
(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"
9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"
9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"
by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010
Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);
When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp
by Tony Cooper September 01, 2004
Mushrooms that contain psilocybin which cause severe hallucinations.
You see a whole new world filled with warped perspectives and colors when you consume magic mushrooms.
It's really trippy
You see a whole new world filled with warped perspectives and colors when you consume magic mushrooms.
It's really trippy
Bob: Hey what's this?
Ted: Magic mushrooms.
Bob: Are they actually magic?
Ted: Oh yeah.
*Bob consumes a magic mushroom and sees neon yellow birds in the sky pooping weed and rainbows coming out of a chimney*
Ted: Magic mushrooms.
Bob: Are they actually magic?
Ted: Oh yeah.
*Bob consumes a magic mushroom and sees neon yellow birds in the sky pooping weed and rainbows coming out of a chimney*
by reehannaa March 30, 2017
Military unit (usually) that is constantly kidfoh-ed; that is, kept in the dark and fed nothing but horseshit. These are usually, but not always, "elite" units that will soon (and often) be called upon to do something damn-near impossible, of questionable legality, and with entirely too little training, preparation or equipment. Superiors will then wonder why-oh-why these boys and girls couldn't pull a miracle out of their asses.....
by Sgt Draggi February 13, 2008
by Bailey(: December 06, 2008