Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen

Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.

by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010

Accused Murderer

Someone who is accused of murdering

The Accused Murderer was guilty

by ninjashyper0 August 3, 2018

pizza murder

When someone brutally mauls their pizza slice, i.e, ripping off the cheese, leaving the crust, eating on the cheese.

Conor- Ew. Kloe ripped the cheese and sauce off her pizza and left it on the table.

Maddie- What a pizza murderer!

by pizza police January 11, 2010

murder buddy

Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.

Knock em dead murder buddy

by MLouPeach October 11, 2017

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

murder a shite

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"

Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!

by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015

Murder scene

a sexual act in which a M/F acts as if they are dead while the other person proceeds to masterbate over them
And outline their body with their jizz

Me and Alex tried murder scene last night I do recommend it

by Cheesey cheese 🧀 November 18, 2019