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Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen
Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.
by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010
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Accused Murderer

The Accused Murderer was guilty
by ninjashyper0 August 3, 2018
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pizza murder

When someone brutally mauls their pizza slice, i.e, ripping off the cheese, leaving the crust, eating on the cheese.
Conor- Ew. Kloe ripped the cheese and sauce off her pizza and left it on the table.

Maddie- What a pizza murderer!
by pizza police January 11, 2010
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murder buddy

Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.
by MLouPeach October 11, 2017
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murder log

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"
by _wiener June 2, 2020
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murder a shite

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"
Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!
by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015
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Murder scene

a sexual act in which a M/F acts as if they are dead while the other person proceeds to masterbate over them
And outline their body with their jizz
Me and Alex tried murder scene last night I do recommend it
by Cheesey cheese 🧀 November 18, 2019
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