Marsh mule

A guy that calls girls swamp donkeys but is really hypocritically speaking about himself and his love for fat nasty swamp ladies. Often sleeps with any donkey with a swamp between the legs. Can be known as a desperate mule who has no care for the swamp and just wants to settle in a marsh with his piggish self. Can be found at bars scoping swamp donkeys.

That marsh mule shouldn't be calling any swamp donkeys out with that mug of his.

by Ccg666 July 23, 2013

dogshit mule

A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!

"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"

by garrythegrey May 30, 2016

malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.

Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.

by yoskippy March 31, 2013

e-mule

Someone used to convey a message to someone else via electronic means; an electronic go-between.

Patrick (in email or text or IM): Scott - Thought your brother would like this website. I don't have his address,so pass it along to him.

Scott (texting back): What am I, your e-mule?

by Patrick M. Roberson January 6, 2008

Dutch Mule

When straddling someone's back while they are asleep, facing the opposite direction. The assailant then pulls the sleeping person's pants down, puts a finger in their ass, and hangs on for the ride as the unsuspecting victim tries to throw them off.

Everyone that shares a room with Jason gets a Dutch Mule sooner or later.

by Dari Rama May 28, 2015

mule kick

Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch

After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genitalia.

by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003

mule

A mule is an animal with long, funny ears; he kicks up at anything he hears. His back is brawny, but his brain is weak; he's just plain stupid, with a stubborn streak.

So if you hate to go to school, you may grow up to be a mule.

by Hachiman April 23, 2003