If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.
someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!
by Moses Day February 26, 2020
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Moses, See

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by luis artiga June 30, 2022
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Moses Arms

A common phrase used when measuring the size of arms that are below average size or lacking bone marrow. (Usually from a life long disease or lazy lifestyle) A person with said arms will never make gains.
Look at the new guy coming into the gym, he's got a long way to go with those Moses Arms.
by Dr.Gains December 21, 2016
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Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
I was moses raped at the mall last night!
by faieia September 17, 2008
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Yuval Moses

The god of all beings, the creator of all multiverses and the smartest entity out there.
Yuval Moses is your god.
Yuval Moses is your creator.
by Yuval Moses November 25, 2021
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Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.
You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position
by Kickasskaleb July 06, 2017
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